Breakfast Theorem Fleece Hoodie

$38.00

It's the most delicious law of the universe. This midweight fleece hoodie features the undeniable truth of the Breakfast Theorem: Amount of bacon consumed = amount of bacon cooked. No matter how much you make, it will always disappear. A must-have for hungry scientists, chefs, adults, children and bacon enthusiasts.

Product features
- 2-piece hood for added warmth and style
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders
- Convenient pouch pocket for storage
- Made with sustainable materials, OEKO-TEX certified
- Produced under socially conscious standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in20.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.0032.0034.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length from center back, in34.0035.0036.0037.0038.0039.0040.0041.00
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.001.001.001.00

 

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It's the most delicious law of the universe. This midweight fleece hoodie features the undeniable truth of the Breakfast Theorem: Amount of bacon consumed = amount of bacon cooked. No matter how much you make, it will always disappear. A must-have for hungry scientists, chefs, adults, children and bacon enthusiasts.

Product features
- 2-piece hood for added warmth and style
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders
- Convenient pouch pocket for storage
- Made with sustainable materials, OEKO-TEX certified
- Produced under socially conscious standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

 SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in20.0022.0024.0026.0028.0030.0032.0034.00
Length, in28.0029.0030.0031.0032.0033.0034.0035.00
Sleeve length from center back, in34.0035.0036.0037.0038.0039.0040.0041.00
Size tolerance, in1.001.001.001.001.001.001.001.00